WHO THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA
spoiler alert every flavour is grape
Kids today are so spoiled. Back in my day we had to fap to Giovanni’s mysterious silhouette and now he just runs around willy-nilly in a goddamn Speedo.
cHOKES
HE’S REALLY BUFF
i just went for a run in my neighborhood
as i have done most nights for the past week or two
and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping
AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY
only I had just done hills and was really out of breath
so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as
“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”
LIKE THIS
I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER
HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE










